Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Good morning, Trev. I love all of these songs. I am listening to George Ezea. So good! Hoping you are having a good day. Take care in the heat. Hugs and smiles
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ReplyDeleteEnjoyed Katrina and the Waves.
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Great music from Belinda Carlisle!
Haven’t heard Truly Madly Deeply in a long time!
George Ezra’s Shotgun . . . . great!
LOVE the photos. Brilliant.
Here’s to a great weekend.
Cheers
Barb
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Thanks Trev.
ReplyDeletelove George, such a unique voice,. great combo as always Trev, you should DJ for a living!!! Happy weekend hun
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