Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
My sincere condolences on your loss.
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DeleteSo very sorry to hear about the passing of your BIL. My condolences to you and your family. Wishing you peace.
ReplyDeleteGorgeous music today! My DH enjoyed the 2 celloists. He played cello growing up!
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Many thanks, Barb
DeleteSo sorry for your family's loss! Prayers for all concerned.
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ReplyDeleteI forgot to post on here yesterday, Trev. I'm sorry. We are thinking of you and your sister. Take care! Soft hugs today, Debbie
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to hear about your BIL Trev. I agree, be there for your Sister.
ReplyDeleteGlad it went well Trev. I've been thinking about you all day. hugs
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