Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Thank you for the music. 🎶
ReplyDeleteYour welcome, Jeanne
DeleteLove the iconic Fleetwood Mac song Don’t Stop! Great song and gets you up and moving, for sure!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Yes, if James Last’s Orange Blossom Special doesn’t get you moving, nothing will! Absolutely nothing!!
LOVED Drew Thomas! Hysterical.
Dire Straits Walk of Life – again, if you don’t move, you never will!
Enjoyed the Shadow’s Kon-Tiki
The song Eye of the Tiger by Survivor brought back memories of my younger days! Great song.
I’ll Stand by You – beautiful!!!!
Have a good weekend.
Barb
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You have a good one too, Barb
DeleteGood morning, Trev. Happy Friday. Thank you, the music is great. Have a great weekend. Hugs and smiles, Debbie
ReplyDeleteThanks, Debbie,. I hope that you are ok!
DeleteNice variety of songs. Stay warm!
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