Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Good morning, Trev. I love the pictures. Have a lovely Monday. Thank you for your b-day wishes for my daughter's birthday. We all had fun celebrating with her. Hugs and smiles, Debbie
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Enjoyed Moonlight Shadow. Up and dancing!
ELO – of COURSE have to get up and dance to that music!
Enjoyed All Time High.
Dances w/Wolves – spectacular music
Ok, if you sit down while listening to James Last’s Orange Blossom Special you need to recharge that body battery. Always reminds me of my late FIL. He LOVE playing this song.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly – fantastic music
here's to a good Monday
barb
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It helped to keep us all fit. Have a good day, Barb
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