Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Calamity Jane . . . a fun movie. Doris Day, though, didn’t strike me as the Calamity Jane personification. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOVE the movie Miss Congeniality. Sandra Bullock nailed it.
Pussycat – fun music.
Love Fleetwood Mac!
Status Quo – iconic.
Everlasting Love – a favorite.
Ah, great song to relax to – Everytime We Touch.
Dreams – Great
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Thanks, Barb
DeleteGreat photo. Great tunes. Happy Friday!
ReplyDeleteHippy weekend to you Jeanne
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend too, Trev. Happy Saturday. Hugs and smiles, Debbie
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