Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Good morning, thanks for these. Happy Friday, Trev. Hope you are doing well. Smiles, Debbie
ReplyDeleteThanks', Debbie. not doing bad but busy
DeleteLOVE the Bands of HM Royal Marines version of Delilah. Wonderful.
ReplyDeleteThe William Tell Overture . . . . gets you moving.
Khachaturian: Sabre Dance . . . . awesome. LOVE the conductor . . . reminds me of my late FIL.
Andre Rieu’s arrangement of Ode to Joy – outstanding.
Katrina and the Waves . . . . a pep you up song for sure!
What an ending . . . . Blondie! GREAT!
Good selection of music this morning. Thanks!
Here’s to a great weekend.
barb
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You too, Barb
DeleteLove the horse pictures from Thursdays blog. Some get up and go music for sure! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteI saw your snow, Ginna. You had more than me as mine went the same day
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