Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
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DeleteHi, Trev. Thank you smiles. I wrote on the 2 other posts just now. Sorry I missed them. Thank you, Debbie
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DeleteGood morning Trev! Excellent music to get me going this morning. Love watching the dancing to the Bee Gees! For some reason I missed your last blog, love Shaina Twain with the Backstreet Boys. Happy to hear you are feeling better! Enjoy your weekend!
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LOVE Stayin’ Alive by the BeeGees.
Shut UP and Dance . . . . fabulous dancing!
Never hears Scissors Sisters – liked the song.
Loved the Macarena
Cinema Paradiso – beautiful!
Hope you're feeling better!
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