Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Good morning, Trev. Sorry :( you were not feeling well. I wondered about you. Keep getting better. Hugs! I've been feeling down. I do at the holidays. Take care today. Debbie
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to read that you have been sick. The numbers for Covid and the flu are on the rise over here. Some local schools have closed in order to sanitize classrooms. Feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteI have been checking to see if I had been missing your blogs. Sorry you haven't been feeling well. Lots of sickness going around this time of year. Hope you are all the way better soon. Happy Saturday!
ReplyDeleteGlad to finally hear from you! Sorry you were not feeling well. I wish you feel better soon. Take good care of yourself and I hope you are able to have plenty of rest. Thanks for the wonderful music.
ReplyDeleteDon't know why it appears anonymous. It's Pat or Patricia-CR
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ReplyDeleteSo sorry to hear you were ill! Hope you're feeling lots better.
ReplyDeleteGREAT music today. Thanks (as always!)
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Many thanks for all your comments. I am a lot better but still under the weather. I hope it clears up in a few more days. I will post when I feel up to. If not have a good Christmas
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays, Trev!
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