Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Happy Friday Trev! Funkytown got me beboppin in my seat while drinking my coffee. Daydream believer too! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteThat is what it is for,Ginna....LOL
DeleteHappy Friday!
ReplyDeleteYou too, Jeanne
DeleteFunkytown . . . fun to dance to.
ReplyDeleteI Drove All Night . . . love that song from Celine.
Daydream Believer . . . . iconic Monkees song.
Fairytale of New York . . . great song.
Never heard the Tornados before. Nice!
Enjoyed Radetzky March by the Vienna Philharmonic.
Hope you have a good weekend!
Barb
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You too Barb
DeleteGood evening, Trev. Have a great weekend. Smiles, Debbie
ReplyDeleteYou too Debbie
DeleteGosh, I missed this Friday, we were at the farm. No internet. Love them! Dancing and 'daydreaming' is welcome anytime!
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