Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Good morning, Trev. These are great. Time to move! Ha!! Hope your Friday is a nice one. Take care. Smiles, Debbie
ReplyDeleteThanks, Debbie. A working day doing things in the home
DeleteLove the Grease flash mob. Those are always fun!
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ReplyDeleteThis song by the Shadows definitely gets the feet tapping and dancing.
The Hustle. . . . fun song to dance to.
What a great flash mob production of Grease!
OH goodness . . . love that Dusty Springfield song. Takes me back!
Dire Straits and Sting . . . . fabulous song (Money for Nothing!)
China Town . . . . great song.
Drummin’ UP a Storm . . . great! And Let There Be Drums . . . Sandy Nelson . . . what a talent!
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Some of these haven't been around for a long while, Barb
ReplyDeleteWOOHOO! Thank you! Totally awesome. Happy weekend.
ReplyDeleteYour welcome, Patricia
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