Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Good morning, I love seeing the clouds and birds.
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The "Eyes" songs bring back so many wonderful memories from a long time ago. Thanks!!
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Crystal Gayle had such a glorious voice! Great song.
Don’t believe I heard Stella Parton before, but love her song, and her voice.
Just saw this video earlier today on anothather post! Shania and Willie together . . . couldn’t be better.
Emmylou Harris – love her voice!
Linda Ronstadt w/the Eagles – love the song Silver Threads and Golden Needles.
Love the clip Shut Up and Dance – good dancing!
Yes, I just happened to find that one, Barb. Happy 4th
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