Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Happy July, Trev. Thank you for all of your blogs. Have a nice weekend.
ReplyDeleteHappy July to you, Debbie
DeleteChuck Berry – got me moving this morning!
ReplyDeleteJohn Fogerty and Brad Paisley nailed it! Great song to dance to! Got e moving!
Have never heard Jon D. Loudermilk . . . but enjoyed Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye.
Roy Clark – so talented! And Jimmy Dean, too.
Jailhouse Rock . . . . classic Elvis! If you
James Last . . . . LOVE LOVE LOVE Orange Blossom Special.
Got me moving this morning!
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That is what it is for, Barb. Have a great July
DeleteWonderful selection. Thank you!
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