Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Nice variety. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteLove Sarah and Michael singing All I Ask of You. And love The Music of the Night, too
ReplyDeleteA Whole New World – From Alladin – beautiful music, beautiful song.
Celine Dion’s iconic song My Heart Will Go On.
Never heard Ultravox. Interesting video,
Oh my. MEMORIES listening to Crosby, Stills and Nash – Woodstock.
Lisa Kelly and Chloe Agnew’s voices are beautiful.
Westering Home – beautiful!
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Oh, yeah! Love the music! Those Crosby, Stills, and Nash, how lovely. What memories. Did you know that Stephen Stills got his high school degree here in Costa Rica?
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