Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Good morning, hope your day is nice. I'm listening to Sissel. Very nice. Smiles, Debbie
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DeleteLove seeing all the daffodil's. We will be seeing them very soon! Spring has sprung here in Michigan. Love all of the photos and music!
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Yes, there are lot over here an early spring
DeleteThanks for great pics. Do the goats belong to you? The music is great. The Magnificent Seven theme is always awesome!
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DeleteLOVE the pictures, especially the jonquils. There’s hope for Spring to emerge!
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The Irish Rover – great song. Mom liked it.
Liked My Mix – the Magnificent Seven.
Danu – County Down . . . wonderful.
Your Love – beautiful.
Have I Told You Lately – Enjoyed this from Sissel!
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DeleteSweet eye and ear candy!!! Thank you. Have a beautiful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteLove the photos. Hope to see those blooming here soon.
ReplyDeleteGreat pictures and music. Always await the next ones to hear! Thank you for sharing the beauty.
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