Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Great photos...always. A couple of tunes from my teen years. Thanks!
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DeleteFunny Candid Camera. The one from Katica, is that an instrument? First time I see it. The vintage ones, cool. Love the Bryan Adams and Melanie C. Thank you! Hope you're having a wonderful Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Patricia, yes I did but for the heavy rain
DeleteThe photos are amazing; the black swan is majestic! I have never liked Candid Camera, making people feel bad and then others laughing at them is not something I personally enjoy.
ReplyDeleteI do think some people are so gullible , Krys
DeleteI love the pictures! That black swan is so beautiful! That candid camera was so funny! Have a super day!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ginna
DeleteLOVE Candid Camera! No Reflection, how hysterical!
ReplyDeleteOnce Upon a Time in the West is just beautiful music.
OH my Mom used to sing that song all the time when I was a kid! Do Not Forsake Me Oh my Darling . . . didn’t know it was Tex Ritter!
Leader of the Pack . . . . childhood memories!
Another reminder of my youth! The Crystals Then He Kissed Me.
Don’t remember hearing When You’re Gone but enjoyed it!
Love your nature pictures. That duck taking off is wonderful!
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Oh I love the pictures. Wow! Take care today. Hope it is nice weather. Smiles, Debbie
ReplyDeleteSorry to say that It started well and the rain until dark, Debbie
DeleteLoved the photos and song selections!!! Especially loved the Candid Camera video--great way to start the day with a good laugh and smile!!! Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteMany thanks'
DeleteThat was a good Candid Camera stunt. Great music. Glad you keep it going for us.
ReplyDeleteThank's Eileen
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