Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
LOL! I love the Windy City! I love the Andre Rieu with the dancers. Wow! Have a wonderful Friday, Trev. Smiles, Debbie
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DeleteThat video was so funny! Lovely music. Hope all is well and you are getting the damage taken care of . Have a wonderful Friday Trev!
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DeleteLoved the photos, was surprised that Pocahontas had a statue in your country! Loved the music, especially the first and last. Never been a fan of making fun of folks in vulnerable situations, so Candid Camera not a favorite, but to each his own.
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The statue is in a churchyard in Gravesend where she landed over here
DeleteThose pictures are lovely. Love the last one. That bird has absolutely iridescent colors! Beautiful.
ReplyDeleteHaven’t heard that song by Mike and the Mechanics for a while. Beautiful video.
OH MY GOSH! I lived near Chicago and I remember Steve Baskerville! Great meteorologist. What a funny video!
Love the Drifter’s song You’re More than a Number in my Little Red Book.
Love the Stylistics song I Can’t Give You Anything
Classic John Elton – love the song Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing
BEAUTIFUL Andre video.
Many thanks, Barb
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ReplyDeleteThe Living Years ALWAYS makes me cry. Candid Camera...fun.
Enjoy today and the weekend. Prayers that you are safe.
Have a good weekend
DeleteI hope you're having a lovely weekend. Thanks for the good laughs with Candid Camera, the awesome music, and the fabulous pics.
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