Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Have a happy 2022, Trev. Your sunrise is beautiful. We had some light rain overnight. We need more. Thank you, Trev. Debbie Hugs and smiles
ReplyDeleteI had to take it on my phone, not the best way, Debbie
DeleteHappy New Year's Day! Wishing you peace, love, health, and happiness for 2022.
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DeleteBeautiful sunrise! I agree, hope 2022 is better than 2021.
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DeletePeace, Love, and Joy, for 2022!
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DeleteHappy New Year 2022! May it bring the best there is to you and yours.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful music, beautiful voices. I lived for a couple of years in Massachusetts 40+ years ago, so I love that song.
thanks, Patricia
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