Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
🤣🤣🤣👍 great music too!
ReplyDeleteYou like the camera one then, thanks, Caz
DeleteGood morning on this rainy day. Thank you for the music and laughs. I love Celine Dion. Have a nice Wednesday, Trev.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Debbie. I am glad you had a laugh
DeleteThat Candid Camera video was hilarious! I cracked up when she asked the second couple if they needed driving directions...lol
ReplyDeleteLove Celine and Red Hot Chili Peppers!
Have a great day Trev!
Yes, some are fun but some go on too long
DeleteCandid Camera is always a hoot. The last couple had the right idea!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs to start the day. 😊 😊 😊
You are welcome
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ReplyDeleteLoved Candid camera.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite Faith Hill songs!
The song from Glee – wonderful!
Smoke on the water . . . . wonderfully fun song.
Not sure, but loved Celine’s song I’m alive.
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Lots of variety tonight. Enjoyed them. Not much of a Red Hot Chili Pepper fan though.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for sharing.
Thanks you Eileen
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