Just for fun, what has been said on an insurance claim. Sorry I couldn't alter the layout format. “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.. “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..” “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.” “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” Question; “Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?” Answer: “Traveled by bus?” The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Question: What warning was given by you? Answer: Horn. Question: What warning was given by the other party? Answer: Moo. “I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midni...
Those were some oldies, but goodies. Brought back good memories from when I was a kid and my parents use to listen to most of those artists.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend Trev!
I do remember them the first time around and played them on the old jut box Getting ald now. Lol
DeleteAhhh...memories from my misspent youth. 😇😇😇
ReplyDeleteMins too, LOL
DeleteNever heard Adam Faith – like the song!
ReplyDeleteLove the Everly Bros. Nice song.
Bill Haley’s Rock Around the Clock – totally a get up and move song.
Oh my gosh . . . . iconic Chuck Berry
Roy Orbison . . . . what a vocal range!
Never heard Halfway to Paradise. Nice.
Enjoyed North to Alaska.
Thanks, Barb
Deletethank you hugs nice music
ReplyDeleteThank you Dee
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